My dad wrote a porno

Can you imagine having a dad that digs deep into his own soul, mind and … well his own crotch to come up with juicy sex stories, write them down and self publish them??? I suppose if you have a dad with female sensibilities, shakespearian vocabulary and the passion of a Latino, it would be ok. But if your dad is middle aged, retired, British man who’s probably had nothing but a wardrobe filled with brown cords and a 9-5 job, then the thought may make you cringe slightly. The latter is probably more likely to be the case for Jamie Morton. Jamie’s dad works under the pseudonym Rocky Flintstone and he wrote and self published sex story, “Belinda Blinks”. the story has been picked up by Jamie’s colleges the radio producer James Cooper and radio 1 presenter Alice Levine. The three of them have picked the book apart, sentence by sentence and enjoy the bizarre mind and passion of Rocky Flintstone. His similes, settings and items of sexual reference provide us all with belly hurting laughter. Never has ‘rivets’ been used to describe a woman’s nipples or breasts been compared with Pomegranates and pots and pans been so sexy. Check out the podcast if you want to hear more.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/my_dad_wrote_a_porno/

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper

My Dad Wrote A Porno – Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper

My Dad Wrote A Porno – Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper

My Dad Wrote A Porno – Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper

My Dad Wrote A Porno - Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper

My Dad Wrote A Porno – Alice Levine, Jamie Morton and James Cooper